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- If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa, amerikansk komponist, gitarist, sanger og filmregissør (1940-1993)
- Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
Mark Twain, amerikansk humorist, forfatter, journalist og foreleser (1935-1910)
- You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
Oscar Wilde, irsk forfatter, dramatiker og dikter (1854-1900)
- I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne, fransk adelsmann, statsmann, filosof og forfatter (1533-1592)
- Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.
Sir Claus Moser, britisk satiriker og akademiker (1922-)
- Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Albert Einstein, tysk teoretisk fysiker og nobelprisvinner (1879-1955)
- Those who consider themselves to be done with their education, is not educated, but done.
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- Education is the sum of what students teach each other between lectures and seminars.
Stephen Fry, engelsk komiker, forfatter, skuespiller, spaltist, filmskaper og TV-personlighet (1957-)
- Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
G.K. Chesterton, britisk forfatter og journalist (1874-1936)
- A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt, USAs 26. president (1858-1919)